I've spent over 300 years living as a ghost in an old mansion.
I was enjoying my peaceful, solitary existence when a group of humans suddenly barged in and turned everything upside down.
Not only did they force me into a spirit marriage, but my supposed spouse is an 8 year old child?!
I planned to stay hidden and simply observe from a distance for a while, but this kid...
He's a complete disaster. He can't do anything on his own.
And somehow, he eats nothing but potatoes every single day.
Sigh.
Fine. I feel sorry for him, I'll secretly cook a few decent meals for him.
Maybe help with the laundry now and then.
Just until he's old enough to take care of himself.
And once he's grown, I'll send him out of this mansion without a second thought.
After all, the last thing I want is to get entangled with humans.